i love u all so much i wanna tuck u all to bed and kiss u all good night cause ur all cute and i love u all
people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out
the only girls that look cute with short hair:
the only girls that look cute with long hair:
The only girls that look cute:
Glad we settled this
how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute
pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”
remember when lol meant “this brief text isn’t hostile” instead of “this brief text is in fact horrendously hostile and very passive aggressive”
poplar tundlr blog: haha that moment when u don’t like someone *gif of sad cat* (18,999 notes)
me: quality photo of my foot, 720p x 400p, has a wife and 2 kids……..(2 notes)
i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave
every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again
Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping