Another round of potions on me
me at disneyland: *taps mickeys shoulder* yo ricky rat where the fast passes for mickeys dick smasher
mickey: *muffled sobbing as he shows me a hidden door under the walt statue*
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- <p> <b>video game enemy:</b> *heals self*</p><p></p><b>me gargling through a mouth literally FULL of healing potions:</b> how dare you<p></p>
save him
He has no freedom,
He has no time.
This Kong
Must attone for his crimes.
He’s trapped for a reason,
he cannot be released.
Keep this Kong chained
Or succumb to the beast.
Damn, save some for the rest of us
This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music
unstoppable force vs immovable object
starcrossed lovers
a challenger approaches:
these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings
gas station dude: raw physical power
classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect
scooter man: unstoppable libido
fighter, wizard, bard
This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement.
Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.
How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?
‘Tis the fuckin’ season, friends!! Get out there and live your worst life!!
What the fuck is happening
Why don’t you grab a can of ravioli and ask!
This man was a treasure to humanity.
good post
Honestly every picture I see makes me even more sad that he died.
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